Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
