I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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