he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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