You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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