Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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