Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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