Christians are straight up FREAKS
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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