i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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