Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
