Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
bring money and cleavage
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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