Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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