My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
