I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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