.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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You. Win. At. Life.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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