Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
