So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
as a side note pls kill me
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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