your parents love me but you hate me
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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