They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Lucky bastard
And your corpse shall be henceforth known as John Doe MacKenzie.
I have a feeling they are all going to know who you are by the end of the night!
Make sure you wear something metallic.
He's going to die. I repeat, this is a recipe for death.
that night is the stuff of dreams, and pornos.
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