idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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