i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Found your dick twin last night
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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