is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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