God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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