Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm always down for nudity.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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