Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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