The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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