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  So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.

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• I read that out loud...and my boyfriend said " didn't that happen to me?" --- I said yes, but at least you weren't naked at the time. He was just hella sick w/ stomach flu.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:08am

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• Sounds like you got what you deserved, if you knew he had a girlfriend. ... and he also got what he deserved.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:50am

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• Not necessarily syracuse. would people stop trying to believe they know where the texts are from. I go to school 2 hours north of syracuse and we still have a 315 area code. Stupid people.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44pm

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• visual! noooooooooo hahahahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:44am

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• should've switched to water ...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:51am

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• At least since you took it as a cue to leave it was at his place, not yours. Not your problem to clean up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:37pm

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• haha fucking stupid assholes from new york, what a bunch of pussies... and i use the phrase "hooking up" and i get ass like its going out of style

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:24pm

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• That will teach him not to go Ass to Mouth

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:59pm

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• Sounds possessed. All that's missing is his head spinning all the way round. O.o

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:55am

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  • ROTF

    Submitted by AnotherAnon on Jun 5, 10 at 11:37pm

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• completely disgusting. i feel bad for you...you didn't get what you were expecting.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:08pm

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• hahaha I applaude this post

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:15pm

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• AAAAAHAHA i lol's for reaaaaaall

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:19am

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• AAAHHHH ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:42pm

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• Karma, bitch... He'll never cheat again... hopefully

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:32am

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• shitting at the same time would have been funnier. Pea soup outta both ends, thats funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:29am

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• gotta love those upstate NY boys!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:51pm

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• Ah hookups, wait they don't all end like that?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:38pm

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• sounds like the douche shoulda cut off the booze intake a bit sooner, eh? Bummer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:16am

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• this is pretty graphic and turned my stomach

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:07pm

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• Definitely time to go. At least he stopped kissing her first?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:15pm

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• possession haha thats a good excuse he can tell his girlfriend if she ever finds out

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:24am

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• hands down the best tfln of all time.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:09pm

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• lol @ 11:11 thats grossssss hahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:10pm

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• Hilarious! You have great taste.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:14pm

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• this is the best one i've ever read.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:04pm

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• this is totally made up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:27am

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• anybody over 16 using the phrase "hooking up" is full of shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:00pm

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• awww that sucks. you deserve it for being a whore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:44pm

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• Ahahaha! You both suck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:58pm

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• Hahahahaha

  Submitted by geauxspartans on Aug 9, 10 at 2:10pm

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• This guy deserves to be humilated for cheating

  Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:48pm

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• THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:41am

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• This happened to me once. UGH. He had too much pubic hair anyway.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:09am

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• Now that's just fucking nasty

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:35am

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• I'm 19 and still use the term "hooking up". by the way...i can't fucking stop laughing at this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:53am

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• 10:27 drinks their own pee. And the text is hilarious. Lightweight.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:41am

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• This actually made me chuckle thank you

  Submitted by glennmck2012 on Nov 14, 10 at 4:55pm

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• ouch thats embaresng

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:19am

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• Haha so true one of the greatest!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:51am

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• Hahaha syracuse boys

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:24pm

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• Hahahahhahahahaha

  Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 18, 10 at 7:21am

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• OMG this happened to me once.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:21am

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• Why am I reminded of the transformation scene from "American Werewolf in London"?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:17am

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• i'm pretty sure i know you... like seriously i think i received that text...and youre right 11:44 i'm from utica and have the old 315

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:55am

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• I also received this text, and I know exactly who it's about. hahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:58pm

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