you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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