My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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