How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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