it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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