I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
