It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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