so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
