So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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