I am puke
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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