if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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