I'm jealous of your bromance
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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