I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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