I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
pray to the hookup gods
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
