Christians are straight up FREAKS
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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