can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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