Don't you send me to vm
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
