He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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