you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you hit a bump in the road while driving your car and start shaking the steering wheel to get air.
Ha or you know you shouldn't play Mario cart high then try to drive still stoned when you start believing you have red turtle shells attatched to the ass of your car and you can run everyone off the road with them
played Mario Kart Wii every night for like a week and a half, one evening I went over a speed bump and tried to jerk the steering wheel up to pull a trick...
i played it for a week straight -i was perfecting my score!- and ever since then i can't drive without wanting to bump other cars off the road and out of my way ;D
p.s. dry bones all the way!
that didn't work well when i tried it... hello new radiator and AC condenser... i think mario's kart must have some amazingly well-gripping tires. or the turns in real life don't have cushioned walls...
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