On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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