He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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Try lighting a candle for the mood and he farts near the open flame. Yes, worst than a five alarm chili shit.
The first time my husband visited (as a friend) we stayed in a tent. It was 28 degrees F and my pillow caught on fire. I'll tell ya, you never forget a guy who sets your head on fire. I married him a year later
Buzzzzz killllllll
Why do people say "hooking up"? Is it the 2014 version of "getting it on"?
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