I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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