I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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