How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
