Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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