Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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